soviet_onion
Boris Smelt Sin
area
man
ditches
bread
line
,
tries
pistol-whip
approach
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...
god
pre-mutating
into
a
dwarf,
he
positions
his
thick
,
rubbery
lips
towards
the
mall
.
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...
tennis star of the 70s
This
pizza
makes
me
wanna
cry
.
You
can
sell
the
bagels
for
less
than
the
cost
of
a
tank
of
mule_grenades
on
the
open
market
but
it
will
never
quite
look
like
fair
trade
.
Value
is
where
you
find
the
statue_of_cold_cuts
half
-eaten
and
rather
angry
,
but
with
no
voice
to
discuss
the
gravity
of
your
dirty
socks
.
Didn't
i
sell
you
a
submarine_merengue_pie
the
other
day
.
Jesus
,
i
can't
rember
who
ate
which
llama
anymore
.
you
do
look
familiar
,
i
never
forget
a
detachable faceplate.
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...
white_wave
ROTFL!
I'm
half
russian
!
LOL
!
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from