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squint he was wearing an orange space hat with a straw in it and told Josh he looked like a handsome young man. josh swears he wasnt flirting. uh huh, RIIIIGHT. tell that to the minty fresh spam. 020731
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radioactive talking parrot the man with the playdoh mustache walked up to my table and spilled coffee on my dad...


...i believe in angels
020731
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paste! and carrying a chia_briefcase

stumbled so efficiently through the crosswalk.
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kingsuperspecial cripes, you would think the guy would want a pat on the back for wiping his ass.

I was eating playdoh mustaches while you were still an extra player in your daddy's wet dreams.

ya feckin bastard
020802
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!radioactive talking parrot! the man wearing a playdoh mustache took a crap...

...give him the medal dammit!
020802
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