i_finally_figured_out_how_to_fly
sab and in doing so, i also figured out why 50s housewives reacted the way they did with mice.

to fly, one simply needs to take both feet off the ground at once. this starts with the subject springing onto tippy-toes, then leaping into the air a lot, attempting to get both feet off the ground as much as possible. my theory runs that if you do it enough, quickly enough, and manage to keep both feet off the ground long enough, then you'll be flying.

i think that we all have this knowledge instinctually, but its only when we are startled by something at our feet we dont really want to be near our feet that we revert. housewives did it with rodents, but as they often lept onto chairs, the ability fly wasnt really explored to its full and ultimate potential.

the leaping into the air, coupled with the arm movements and the tippy toes, or pointed toes, does look rather like a dance, or possibly a flamingo attempting to launch itself into the air.

today i discovered the theory of flying and in doing so, earned the indian name Dances With Snakes.

look at all the clever things nature can teach us.
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sab and in doing so, i also figured out why 50s housewives reacted the way they did with mice.

to fly, one simply needs to take both feet off the ground at once. this starts with the subject springing onto tippy-toes, then leaping into the air a lot, attempting to get both feet off the ground as much as possible. my theory runs that if you do it enough, quickly enough, and manage to keep both feet off the ground long enough, then you'll be flying.

i think that we all have this knowledge instinctually, but its only when we are startled by something at our feet we dont really want to be near our feet that we revert. housewives did it with rodents, but as they often lept onto chairs, the ability fly wasnt really explored to its full and ultimate potential.

the leaping into the air, coupled with the arm movements and the tippy toes, or pointed toes, does look rather like a dance, or possibly a flamingo attempting to launch itself into the air.

today i discovered the theory of flying and in doing so, earned the indian name Dances With Snakes.

look at all the clever things nature can teach us.
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