ear_ripping Strideo Indian football coach has ear torn off by monkey An Indian football coach has had his ear torn off by a monkey. Samir Chatterjee was holding a coaching session at the Sodepur Sporting Stadium when the monkey invaded the field. Chatterjee apparently collected some potatoes to try and lure away the monkey, but it attacked him instead. He was taken to hospital where doctors were able to re-attach it reports The Hindu. ... 030716 ... god was the monkey green? GREEN!! GREEN!!!!!! 030716 ... pobodys nerfect Nonsense! Green monkeys are WAY too polite to do something like that. It's classic red or yellow monkey behaviour, though. Both often get into trouble when bored, and can sometimes become violent if they feel they're not being taken seriously by humans. If you're going to make a monkey angry,make sure it isn't red or yellow. ;) 030716 ... Englishman Im Not I say old bean, that was ear_ripping good fun. 050803 ... Strideo ouch! I'd rather avoid an ear ripping good time myself, thank you. ... 050804 what's it to you? who go blather from