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sirflaccid Some see it as a perverse little statement but it's a drum thing you wouldn't understand. 021204
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Rhin as a little girl, my brother informed me that his ::whisper:: dick, was called a 'diddle'. as a consequence to this, i spent the remainder of my childhood confused about sexual terminology, especially when my mother emphatically insisted that it was called a watering hose. i wonder if he still calls it that? i wonder if my mother screams 'water my flowers baby!', in the throes of passion? nevermind, i don't want to know. ok, i have to hurl now. i apologize for the overshare. 021204
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Freak I hate drummers 021209
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