panda
Philifledermaus A man came home one evening from work to find a strange black and white creature sitting forlornly on his doorstep. In generous mood, he invites the creature in, whereupon it's first act is to run to the refrigerator and devour all the poor guy's food. It then runs around the house masturbating furiously. Some time later it pops its fat all over the furniture, and makes a hasty exit through the front door.

Perplexed, he looks it up in some books, and finds this definition:

Panda: Furry black and white mammal, eats shoots and leaves.

:)

(Also, this is the only thing in the world that can accurately be described as kkepable.)
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Effingham Fish That's Saotome. What am I saying? 011206
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niki that's what my friend Kate calls me...especially hen i talk about my unrequited love for my guy friend 011206
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pigeon i'm so hungry I could eat a whole panda! 040806
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