as a little girl, my brother informed me that his ::whisper:: dick, was called a 'diddle'. as a consequence to this, i spent the remainder of my childhood confused about sexual terminology, especially when my mother emphatically insisted that it was called a watering hose. i wonder if he still calls it that? i wonder if my mother screams 'water my flowers baby!', in the throes of passion? nevermind, i don't want to know. ok, i have to hurl now. i apologize for the overshare.