a_christmas_story jennifer I think this movie was the most profound movie of my life (save "star_faries" and "the_harlem_globetrotters_meet_snow_white"), and it really made me scared of santa claus, and lamps made out of mannequin legs. 000602 ... MollyGoLightly jennifer, will you please give me a Red Ryder B.B. gun for christmas....i asked santa claus, but all he gave me was a football. 000602 ... Brad You'll shoot your eye out 000602 ... KinkyWinky i know this is waaaaaaaaay of the christmas theme, but someone once gave me that same warning during a bout of frenzied masturbation. 000602 ... blown cherry i love this movie I love this movie I love this movie!!!!!!! I've tried to watch it every year at Christmas since I was nine (that's 14 year now!), but the past couple have passed me by I'm afraid. That and White Christmas. 020407 what's it to you? who go blather from