yuffie_goes_to_prison
Strideo
"JURY:
We
the
Jury
find
the
defendent, Yuffie Kisaragi,
GUILTY
!
Of
grand
theft
!
GUILTY
!
of
22
out
of
the
23
vehicular homicides!
GUILTY
!
of
vomiting
on
a
police
officer
in
his
helicopter
and
GUILTY
!
of
lawyercide
in
the
second
degree
!
CELES
:
I
have
no
choice
but
to
sentence
you
to
3
life
sentences
without
parole,
and
a
20
gil
fine
for
killing
Locke
the
lawyer
. "
the
stuff
you
find
out
there
on
the
web
...
030512
...
/anon
uh
...
what
¿¿¿???¿¿¿???
whats
wit
da
ff7
???!!!
030513
...
tildan
lol
.
I
got
to
go
on
a
date
with
yuffie..
what
a
waste
of
time
that
was
,
playing
throuhg ensuring
all
the
right
choices
...
I'm
still
so
tempted
to
try
it
again
to
see
the
barrett
date
,
but
as
if
I
could
be
bothered
...
030514
...
Strideo
you
could
date
yuffie
too
?
huh
,
...
030515
...
tildan
yeah
and
if
you
play
it
right
you
get
to
date
barrett
.
weird
,
huh
?
040406
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from