time_to_vote
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Imagine
it's
time
to
elect
a
world
leader
,
and
your
vote
counts
.
Here's
the
scoop
on
three
leading
candidates.
---------------
-Candidate
A
:
---------------
Associates
with
ward healers
and
consults
with
astrologists.
He's
had
two
mistresses.
He
chain
smokes
and
drinks
8
to
10
martinis
a
day
.
Had
multiple
mistresses.
---------------
-Candidate
B
:
---------------
Was
kicked
out
of
office
twice
.
Sleeps
until
noon
.
Used
opium
in
college
.
Drinks
about
a
quart
of
brandy
every
evening
.
---------------
-Candidate
C
:
---------------
Is
a
decorated
war
hero
.
He's
a
vegetarian
Doesn't
smoke
,
Drinks
an
occasional
beer
Was
monogamous
.
Which
of
these
candidates
is
your
choice
?
See
how
you
did
below
.
Candidate
A
is
Franklin
D
. Roosevelt
Candidate
B
is
Winston
Churchill
Candidate
C
is
Adolph
Hitler
.
040816
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040816
...
kookaburra
i
was
this
close
to
voting
for
C
,
but
anyone
who
sleeps
til
noon
is
okay
with
me
:)
040816
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from