praise_cheeses
the Right Rev Colby Jack
yeah
,
verily
i
say
unto
thee
that
if
you
are
not
gouda
in
the
things
you
do
a
muenster
from
the
depths
of
gruyere
shall
grate
upon
thee
as
it
did
when
the
fierce
guns_of_provolone bleu
through
the
valley
of
the
limburger
somebody
pass
the
offertory_fondue
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...
paste!
edam
you
to
hell
!
how
could
thou sleight parmigiano?
pepper_jack_palance
shall
be
tracking
you
through
that
same
valley
of
the
limburger
into
the
swiss wisps
and
upon
ricotta
plateau
and
across
the
gorgonzola gorge
up
to
mt.
mozzarella
and
down
into
neufchatel flats
and
through
the
havarti praries
and
so
on
, cheesily.
yep
,
he'll
get
your
jarlsburgh
wrapped
up
in
stilton.
oh
and
FYI
:
the
mozzarella
derby
is
stacked
with
fine
longhorns;
it'll
brie
a
feta
finish
.
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...
neufchatelevangelist
and
so
it
was
that
Asadero begat
De
Chivo
and
De
Chivo begat Ranchero
until
the
tortilla_of_eternal_damnation
was
set
loose
from
its
comal
and
they
all
three
were
melted
and
became
the
holy_threefold_quesadilla
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...
iron sausage
viva velveeta!
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...
Dafremen
Cheezus
H
Sliced
.
I
think
you
got
em
all
.
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...
Rhin
i
love
feta
cheese
!
ok
,
cut
the
cheese
talk
already
.
it's
making
me
cry
.
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...
butthead
uhh
-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh,
you
said
"
cut
the
cheese
"
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...
gillyweed29
the
cheese
is
not
what
must
be
cut
but
the
imperialist anti-demonstartions
of
your
mom
pantolisis
is
nothing
untiil procreation
is
moniterd
in
the
mines
of
todays
youth
!
Damn
rituilistic taboos
of
milten-bradlies
neo
-fashist
generation
of
teenage
foot
soldiers
!......................
...................................
Screw
twister
!
and
ya
know
what
.
screw
manopoly
too
!
031115
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from