onstar stork daddy hello onstar? i'm being chased by Haitian drug dealers i pissed off. i'm going northbound on 280 south past stevens creek...please send help...preferably someone with guns. 050118 ... minnesota_chris I was landscaping one day when the neighbor (a retired gentleman who reminds me of Wilfred Brimley) and he was setting up his Onstar system. It's a system where, when you get in a fender bender, it clicks on a voice cell phone and calls you an ambulance or something. He was having trouble with it. Apparently you had to dial numbers verbally, and enter account information into it... I could hear him through the closed car door, shouting ONE FIVE ZERO ZERO EIGHT ZERO ZERO ENTER, maybe for a good hour or two. 050119 what's it to you? who go blather from