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holy__hand_grenade_of_antioch
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And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
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viciousmissfit
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ya...what he said
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antioch sucks
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coolies. at least now they have something in antioch besides the refinery, and the nitro RC car track.
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Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals
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lou
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"1,2,5!" "Three sir!" "oh yes, three!"
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040716
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what's it to you?
who
go
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blather
from
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