dear_canadian_blatherskites andru235 hi neighbors, i hope you are having a nice day. and i'd hope you were having an even *nicer* day, if you would only do me a little itsy-bitsy-favor. yes, it's itsy. yes, it's bitsy. yes, it's a favor that i am requesting. please contact the mayor of moose factory and see if he or she would be willing to incorporate the area around my house into their city. that way, i'd be a canadian. i'd move to labrador at once, and become a professional clavichordist. that would be pretty radical, eh? it would also be acceptable if either whitehorse or resevoir manicougan wanted to annex me personally. however, if the uranium mines at silver lake tried to annex me, i would resist bitterly. i would be especially pleased if thunder_bay would take me as a hostage; that way, i'd still be relatively close to my hometown and wouldn't have to travel too far to avoid the people who live in it. thank you for your attention to this matter. until then, andru235 051102 what's it to you? who go blather from