carbonated_applesauce
paste!
it
is
more
than
applesauce
with
bubbles
.
it
tears
up
your
insides
.
it
unloads
the
truck
.
it
writes odes
for
damsels.
it
lets
off
smoke
a
dozen
times
a
day
.
it
threatens
the
shimmering
okie.
it
becomes
ammunition
.
it
shrieks.
it
reunites
the
Jackson
5
.
it
makes
retards
out
of
geniuses.
it
makes
plaster
out
of
sewer
rats
.
it
lowers
all
rates.
it
gets
slower
at
night
.
it
is
not
spicy
.
it
has
incredible
fundamentals.
it
slaps
the
bad
husband
.
it
fertilizes shady, unwatered areas.
it
has
a
solid
core
.
it
upstages
your
state
legislature.
it
opens
and
closes
whenever
.
it
has
a
hot
surface
.
it
is
cold
to
the
touch
.
it
whittles mahogany
damn
well
.
it
sleeps
like
a
baby
.
it
gets
irregular visitors.
it
is
an
average
assassin
.
it
is
photogenic
once
drunk
.
it
has
128
million
archived
pictures
.
and
it
comes
in
every
size
,
even
invisible
.
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...
tourist
Never
had
it
,
But
.....
We
used
some
dry
ice
in
an
Ice
chest
camping
once
,
I
had
some
carbonated
Eggs
Strange
stuff
indeed
.
020418
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from