breaking_myspace_news
stork daddy
breaking
news
:
myspace
profiles
more
interesting
than
actual
lives
i
met
a
gent
online
whose
name
was
child
of
dissent
.
and
his
profile
led
me
to
believe
that
all
conversations
with
him
would
have
a
bright
green
hue
and
a
underscore
of
high
paced
ramones
exuberance
.
really
it
was
more
like
...i
work
at
rite
aid
and
like
to
party
on
weekends,
nothing
to
jeopardize
my
steady
girlfriend
but
you
know
...i
don't
like
to
think
too
much
in
my
free
time
.
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...
andru235
funny
.
i
*
only
*
like
to
think
too
much
in
my
free
time
.
i
guess
that
means
i
should
call
myself
an
'
adult
of
consent',
although
i'm
really
more
of
a
'
cousin
of
present'.
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...
andru235
what
*
am
*
i
talking
about
?!?
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from