because_duh
et the extra testicle
You'd
think
after
30
+
years
of
this
noise
,
I'd
have
more
sense
than
to
mess
around
with
women
more
promiscuous
than
me
who
then
have
the
nerve
to
get
mad
when
I
start
roaming
around
170104
...
Scrotal Recall
I
mean
,
considering
I
shoot
blanks
,
I'm
starting
to
wonder
how
many
abortions
I
paid
for
under
the
guise
of
something
else
Worst
part
,
I'd
have
been
cool
with
her
being
upfront
about
it
,
goodness
knows
it
wouldn't
have
been
my
first
open
relationship
,
but
no
..
She
was
both
sneaky
about
it
AND
all
possessive
and
jealous
about
it
when
I
quit
giving
a
fuck
and
resumed
old
habits
,
But
the
worst
part
was
discovering
that
she's
a
damn
Trump
supporter
170104
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from