doctor_weird akuma aoi (is the moon-master) see: ATHF **** STEVE [on the telephone] :...extra cheese and green peppers, [looks over at DR WEIRD whose arm appears trwisted behind his back] What about you, doc? DR WEIRD: FINALLY! MY ASS HAS DECIDED TO EAT...MY HAND!!!! IT HUNGERS... for more [DR WEIRD's arm and entire body disappear into his ass leaving only a flesh coloured petzel lying on the ground where THE DOCTOR had been standing] STEVE: [resuming his order over the phone] Uhh, just the one hoagie, then. 050722 ... akuma aoi [Intro shot, cue opening music - exterior of DR WEIRDS LABORATORY - SOUTH JERSEY SHORE] DR WEIRD: GENTLEMEN!!! BEHOLD!!! [camera pans up from bare feet and hairy legs to show DR WEIRD bending over at the waist with his muu-muu hiked up pointing his ass at a microphone] I am doctor Buttocks!! [cut to STEVE ducking behind doorway out of sight] DR WEIRD: GENTLEMENNNN!!!! [cut to ATHF opening theme] 050728 what's it to you? who go blather from