thats_just_sick grossness has its place Put some Dinty_Moore beef stew in a plastic baggie, then take it with you to a restaurant. Take along some friends who are in on the joke. While your waiter is taking your orders, act like you need to throw up. Have the baggie in your hands and let the stew splatter onto the table. Before your waiter gets away to get someone to help clean it up, tell him there's no need. Your friends proceed to pick up the pieces of beef and vegetables, and eat them right there. This should affect your waiter in a way that would be excellent for videotaping, so have that camera ready. 011217 what's it to you? who go blather from