i_wish_i_had_a_fro
xemopartyx
If
I
hadn't
been
born
a
measly
white
girl
with
dying
hair
I
could
have
had
an
afro
.
I
would
be
the
biggest
thug
ever
.
I
would
say
things
like
"
Yo
I
rock
dat
shit
like
Fred
Flinstone"
and
"
Uh
baby
, I's flossin
da
ice
!".
If
only
,
huh
?
001127
...
tourist
Looking
at
Large
cedar
log
lying
before
me
,
knowing
that
cold
rain
will
eventually
fall
,
knowing
that
the
shingles
are
stacked
tightly
together
inside
the
log
tied
together
by
the
sun
and
rain
together
with
the
sweet
perfume
.
I
wish
I
had
a
Fro
to
split
the
log
in
grain
wise
slivers,
wide
and
straight
.
To
lay
them
snugly
upon
my
shanty
to
turn
the
rain
and
biting
cold
.
001127
...
Alexander Beetle has a modest mullet
Who
needs
a
'fro?
It's
all
in
the
attitude
!
011029
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