do_it_yourself_home_toby_keith_kit weve got a bigger problem now Now you too can substitute redneck posturing and mindless flag waving for actual patriotism. call now to get yours. That's right... New from the Let's Roll(tm) division of Bush-co it's the DO IT YOURSELF HOME TOBY KEITH KIT. Includes: --Lobotomy --Curly Blonde Mullet --Cowboy Hat --4'x6' American flag, goood for waving mindlessly or wrapping yourself in to deflect criticism -- Tube of KY to ease the insertion of boots into peoples asses (Talent, Taste & Good Sense not included and may actually be incompatible with any element of the Toby Keith Kit. Side effects may include loss of IQ points, a tendency to vote Republican and an impermeablity to logic. Consult your physician and then kill yourself if you should experience any of these symptoms or feel the urge to buy or sing Lee Greenwood tunes) 050729 what's it to you? who go blather from