blatant_monument_to_my_alcoholism
Norm My dad got really upset with me today. My dad is the only guy in the world that I'm afraid of. Bigger than me, with his big beard, and really loud. He said to me "What the fuck is the matter with you? Just look at your fucking room look at this you've got 3 kegs and a book shelf covered with beer and liquor bottles. A beer hat, funnels all over the place, posters with alcohol on them. This room is room is a blatant momument to your alcoholism and it makes me sick."

"You're one to talk. When did you even get home? Go to fucking Russia already."
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