beisbol burden glundy pitches to sabnaut... 010509 ... snl sketch has been berybery good to me 010510 ... yoink swing, and a miss by migraine boy 010513 ... burden Escalatorrooster Riverboy batting .312 now, but he hasn't hit the lefties as well as he'd hoped to. Ri-in's delivery to Riverboy... 010513 ... yoink riverboy puts the bat down. sits on the bench, where he should be today. his pay is shadowed by lambtee's let him have his turn at bat you can't hit home runs with a hacksaw 010514 ... burden ... but Lambtee, in an odd display, puts his bat down and strides in a painfully contorted fashion to the bench, eliciting an all-drowning "awww" from the crowd. Scouts refer to Lambtee as "a five-tool player"; he has also been characterized as "...a mercurial sort, yet always in control..." Several players around the league, including Brookboy and Homey-Homey, believe Lambtee to be a manipulative presence in the clubhouse, but mostly everyone else finds Lambtee a devastatingly charming, irresistible player conveniently afraid of the spotlight. 010514 ... yoink i didnt try that hard, but where is lambtee now? 060124 what's it to you? who go blather from