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paste! TAG! you're a penis! penis, penis times infinity! i'm gonna hump your sago palm now.

~~~humps tree, runs away, trips and splits open skull on a parking meter. dies. ha! no tag backs!~~~
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burden So, I find myself the penis once more. What to do? Soften at home, ashamed of my phallic form? No, no... we're gonna market this beast. T-shirts, feature films, lunchboxes, and, perhaps, if we're lucky, action dolls. Of course, I could just tag someone else, but testicles make for lousy mobility.

Well, jerk me off!

Remember, 'penis' is only one letter away from 'pengis', which is not a word.
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