twistable_turnable_man
Shel Silverstein
He's
the
Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable
Stretchable Foldable
Man
.
He
can
crawl
in
your
pocket
or
fit
your
locket
Or
screw
himself
into
a
twenty
-volt
socket
,
Or
stretch
himself
up
to
the
steeple
or
taller,
Or
squeeze
himself
into
a
thimble
or
smaller
,
Yes
he
can
,
course
he
can
,
He's
the
Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable
Stretchable Shrinkable
Man
.
And
he
lives
a
passable
life
With
his
Squeezable
Lovable
Kissable Hugable
Pullable Tugable
Wife
.
And
they
have
two
twistable
kids
Who
bend
up
the
way
that
they
did
.
And
they
turn
and
they
stretch
Just
as
much
as
they
can
For
this
Bendable
Foldable
Do
-what-you're-toldable
Easily
moldable
Buy
-what
you're
-soldable
Washable Mendable
Highly
Dependable
Buyable Saleable
Always
available
Bounceable Shakeable
Almost
unbreakable
Twistable Turnable
Man
.
020927
...
werewolf
well
at
least
he's
not
talking
about
me
directly
.
020928
...
kk
it
was
wonderfulllllllllllllllllll!cool
030915
...
.
.
040517
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go
blather
from