midget_pirates Casey It was horrible. They were everywhere. And unlike normal midgets, who are usually bright and clever and fun to be around, these midget pirates with their beaty little eyes and sharp teeth, bore down on us like fierce sharks in a feeding frenzy of blood! Slashing at us with their swords, gutting our bellies, poking our bums, clipping our knees! We knew not what to do! 020220 ... jackie "jesus built my hotrod" mc cracken short_and_obscure 020220 ... larry word 33 syntactically, pirate_midgets seems more appropriate. i mean, we'd _expect_ pirates of _any_ size to poke and gouge. unless we're speaking spanish, then the enanos piratos works just fine. 020220 ... right before I left I could barely shake my finger at them before they were trying to bite it off...a whole horde of the little pirate midgets. I could hardley beleive the terror we felt as they gnawed at my ankles with little or no remorse. It was then I deecided enough with these fuckers release the ardvarks. 040906 what's it to you? who go blather from