downy_fabric_softner
Dr. Blather
I
am
allergic
to
this
stuff
.
My
mom
used
it
when
I
was
a
kid
in
high
school
,
and
girls
would
always
come
up
and
sniff
me
and
say
, "
You
smell
really
good
!"
Which
was
cool
and
all
...
But
one
time
,
I
went
back
home
to
visit
my
folks
for
the
holidays
and
my
mom
washed
my
underwear
(
using
downy_fabric_softner)
and
it
caused
me
to
break
out
in
a
pimply
rash
on
my
Honorable_Phallus.
I
thought
I
had
an
STD
for
months
!!!
I
deprived
myself
of
much
oral_pleasure
during
that
time
!
The
rash
mysteriously cleared
up
after
a
few
days
,
but
then
reappeared
next
time
I
visited
home
,
and
I
finally
figured
it
out
.
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