bruces'_philosopher_song Classics Remembered Immanuel Kant was a real pissant, Who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar, Who could think you under the table. Dave Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel. And Wittgenstein was a beery swine, Who was just as scholoshed as Schegel. There's nothing Neitzche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising if the wrist, Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed. John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away, Half a crate of whisky every day. Aristotle, Aristotle as a bugger for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram. And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, "I drink, therefore I am." Yes Socrates, himself, is particularly missed, A lovely little thinker, But a bugger when he's pissed. 031017 what's it to you? who go blather from