small_town_intrigues stork daddy i want to write fake letters to the editor to my local paper. argue about my neighbor's fence being one foot higher than regulation permits. argue about the rule of law. pretend i'm a mailman, and say "so should i be allowed to read your mail?" pretend i'm arrested for eating a package of mailed cookies. or chide the police for killing a man with a taser (true story) when there was three of them and only one unarmed man to subdue. or show up at the dumps with manequins wrapped in black tarp and smeared with ketchup and see if they allow me to dump them. i just want to stir them and i out of complacency, and they say to think globally and act locally. 050109 what's it to you? who go blather from