captain_vegetable
Ariadani Out of his secret garden, somewhere in new jersey, comes your newest favorite superhero!

It is i, captain vegetable, with my carrot, and my celery, eating crunchy vegetables is good for me, and they're good for you, so eat them too, eat celery and carrots by the bunch! three cheers for me, captain vegetable, crunch! crunch! crunch!

My name is andy, i love candy,
i eat candy whenever i can,
if it's handy, gimmie some candy,
it's so good and sweet,
the perfect treat, it's such a thrill to eat my fill
and gobble 'til theres nothing on the plate,
candy is great! but wait!
who are you? some kind of bad dream?

do i look like a bad dream?
It is i, captain vegetable,
with my carrot, and my celery,
eating crunchy vegetables is good for me,
and they're good for you, so eat them too,
eat celery and carrots by the bunch! three cheers for me, captain vegetable, crunch! crunch! crunch!

my name is eddy,
i love spaghetti,
so i eat it whenever i can,
if it's ready, gimmie spaghetti,
it's a lovely thing it looks like string,
it's such a thrill to eat my fill and gobble 'til theres nothing on the plate,
spaghetti is great, but wait!
w-w-what are you, some kind of weirdo?

do i look like a weirdo?
it is i, your newest superhero!

It is i, captain vegetable,
with my carrot, and my celery,
eating crunchy vegetables is good for me,
and they're good for you, so eat them too,
eat celery and carrots by the bunch! three cheers for me, captain vegetable...

gee captain vegetable, this is the best thing to come along since meatballs! three cheers for captain vegetable!

three cheers for me, captain vegetable, crunch! crunch! crunch!
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