satan_claus
satan satan satan !samtsirC yrreM !oH !oH !oH

sit on my lap and tell me what you REALLY want.

i'm especiall fond of those of you who've been naughty.
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Satan claus *slaps elf and cracks whip*

hmmm, coming up

of course there's a perverse price to be paid (what'd ya expect, you think i'm just giving it away?)
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Norm I know I've done this before but I could go for a bottomless well of beer. 011224
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Norm By the way, I've developed my own little collection of souls now... So there's no reason to feel like you've been ripped off. 011224
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