market_place_cards
jennifer
(
AKA
top_10_psycho_pickup_lines
)
I
used
to
buy
these
cards
and
give
them
out
like
candy
to
friends
and
enemies
and
always
with
my
signature
yellow
envelope
...
but
the
best
one
,
absolute
best
was
the
Top
10
Psycho
Pick
Up
Lines
card
10
.
Didn't
I
see
you
on
the
grassy knoll?
9
.
Can
I
buy
you
a
spatula
?
8
.
Bet
your
wondering
why
I
have
no
nostrils.
7
.
Your
crawlspace
or
mine
?
6
.
You
look
like
the
kind
of
person
who
appreciates catheters.
5
.
May
I
lick
your
forehead
?
4
.
Do
you
always
wear
you
socks
over
your
shoes
?
3
. Smeep. Smeep. Smeep.
2
.
What's
your
favorite
flavor
of
wood
?
and
the
number
1
psycho
pickup
line
...
You've
stolen
my
heart
,
but
I
have
three
more
back
home
in
the
freezer
001029
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from