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jennifer (AKA top_10_psycho_pickup_lines)

I used to buy these cards and give them out like candy to friends and enemies

and always with my signature yellow envelope...

but the best one, absolute best was the
Top 10 Psycho Pick Up Lines card

10. Didn't I see you on the grassy knoll?
9. Can I buy you a spatula?
8. Bet your wondering why I have no nostrils.
7. Your crawlspace or mine?
6. You look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters.
5. May I lick your forehead?
4. Do you always wear you socks over your shoes?
3. Smeep. Smeep. Smeep.
2. What's your favorite flavor of wood?

and the number 1 psycho pickup line...

You've stolen my heart, but I have three more back home in the freezer
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