in_the_future
stork daddy
all
our
resources
will
be
provided
by
an
alien
civilization
with
one
catch
.
every
year
we
have
to
send
one
human
to
be
tortured
mercilessly
by
them
.
at
first
it
was
a
prisoner
we
sent
.
there
were
of
course
outcries.
but
soon
it
became
a
thing
of
celebrity
...with
pictures
and
interviews detailing
his
/her trials.
suddenly
people
volunteered
to
be
this
martyr
.
strange
...with
all
the
bad
taken
out
of
people's
life
...the exploitation
of
even
one
person
suddenly
seemed
horribly
unfair
.
but
...people
got
used
to
it
...they cheered
him
on
...after
all
...he
chose
it
!
050727
...
Doar
i
thought
we'd
be
driving
hovercars
and
doing
the
whole
'jetsons'
deal
.
but
it
looks
like
i'll
be
homeless
and
a
bum
to
boot
(
just
don't
texas
kickme)
.
050727
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from