cruise_pirates
stork daddy when me and my friend were in high school, we wanted to become pirates of cruise ships. we'd take them over and force the people onboard to join our crew. we'd never get caught because everyone would want to join our crew since being a pirate beats the shit out of being an accountant or a bus driver or whatever. i mean you get to make people walk the plank and say things like, the sea is my only lover...aarrrgh. eventually everyone in the world would be in our crew. the only question that leaves is who would we rape and pillage. and i guess it'd have to be each other, but it'd be honorable. 040216
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is it french? id join the crew. 040216
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This DOES Beat Accounting! "The sea is my only lover...aarrrgh!" 060210
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