cruise_pirates
stork daddy
when
me
and
my
friend
were
in
high
school
,
we
wanted
to
become
pirates
of
cruise
ships
. we'd
take
them
over
and
force
the
people
onboard
to
join
our
crew
. we'd
never
get
caught
because
everyone
would
want
to
join
our
crew
since
being
a
pirate
beats
the
shit
out
of
being
an
accountant
or
a
bus
driver
or
whatever
.
i
mean
you
get
to
make
people
walk
the
plank
and
say
things
like
,
the
sea
is
my
only
lover
...aarrrgh.
eventually
everyone
in
the
world
would
be
in
our
crew
.
the
only
question
that
leaves
is
who
would
we
rape
and
pillage.
and
i
guess
it'd
have
to
be
each
other
,
but
it'd
be
honorable
.
040216
...
is it french?
id
join
the
crew
.
040216
...
This DOES Beat Accounting!
"
The
sea
is
my
only
lover
...aarrrgh!"
060210
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