*mumbles to self* little late for kids to be trick or treating.... *opens door* OHMYGOD!

us: TRICK OR BEER! do a trick or give us beer!

them: oh god, leave us alone, here have the pizza we just ordered, please don't kill us, there's a party three doors down!

us: yum! thanks! no trick though? okay, we'll go hijack some beer to wash this down. ta! happy halloween!

(at least, this is how i anticipate it going... but when you get a large number of concentrated uberweirdoes in one place, one never quite knows...)
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