teat Q Living where I do, though, I have been wont from time to time to refer to the weather as being "colder than a witch's teat." Meaning, of course, that of a mythical witch (which is certainly considered in western literature as not a warm being), not that of a real woman who by virtue of religious affiliation regards herself as a witch. Okay, I should probably just stop using that phrase. Certainly many people would be offended by it. Damn, how can simple things get so complicated? I'm cold now. 001001 ... littleidiot cold as a witch's teat? 021218 ... littleidiot cold as a witch's teat. 021218 ... p2 maybe next halloween i will walk around in a cow costume saying, "trick or teat!" 021218 what's it to you? who go blather from