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id'ed
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i got id'ed today
friggin hilarious
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"i'll be 25 in august"
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i didn't have my card with me
i wasn't expecting to be id'ed
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no reason
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i'm 23 and i got id'd at blockbuster
i was renting sex and the city
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nom
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this keeps happening
some guy said i look 17
i don't look seventeen
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the guy was all "why is the writing so small,..and you know this is expired,..do you have anything else" he gave me funny looks, delayed my getting in the door, and i was already quite late
i'm 26 fucking years old!
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maybe i should dye my hair grey
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i'd just like to go to shows and not get id'ed all the time
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now i'm 32 and a 1/2 and i have wrinkles and i definitely see myself aging
but today i got "26 at the most"
i hadn't been id'ed at this store by a couple of the other employees since i moved here, and i was thinking 'wow i finally got old' so today i didn't bring my passport (my bcid is way old) but i got id'ed, and the lady said "but you don't look..." and "you just look so young", i hadn't heard that in a few months, actually since i was in victoria last year. so it made me laugh. i get id'ed at shows still on weekends when they are id'ing everyone but i haven't been going out much lately, not because i'm getting old haha.
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(they id at the liquor store if they think you're under 30).
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my id was already expired in 2006 and i still haven't gotten a new one, yes i do procrastinate don't i
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n o m
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or 2007
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in the past week: buying alcohol, not for myself(guy said 'oh wow' when he looked at my id ha). and then papers the other night, i said 'no i don't have id. i'm like 33". i'm not sure why i said 'like'. anyway.
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epitome of incomprehensibility
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Mistaken for younger two days ago (surreal_sundays) though I wasn't the last time I went to a bar. Suppose I waved my medicare card in front of her? But proof is demanded when you're a number, not a person, and I was a person at that point.
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Another thought: I don't have a license. What's if they find out I've been practicing poetry without a license?
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i dreamt someone guessed i was 38 haha
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I keep my ID inside of my wallet, in the little pocket born to hold it.
It's been expired for many years, and everytime, every day, I try to use it.
I'm a drunk, thru and thru. I buy beer everyday. Am I seriously sposed to find the places that won't card me?!
But they have terrible beer, I say!
I don't want it!
Back to my ID 'pocket'..
I keep my card in there and when they card me, I just hold up my whole wallet, forcing an inconvenience. Forced to look at a whole wallet to check an ID thru a small window,
they naturally give up the fight.
If you allow them to examine your ID up close... consider yourself done for.
Nothing in life is easy.
Work, bitch.
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ugh i shouldn't complain but today i had to go back up to my apartment on my bike ride just to get my passport cause they wouldn't let me buy zigzags.
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and i don't have a bike lock so i had to bring my bike up and down again whatever, i need a bike lock is the lesson of the story. also, just carry my id until they stop asking for it.
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"i can't believe i got id-ed today! it felt great!"
"count yourself lucky, i was just asked if i was old enough to get the senior's discount."
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what's it to you?
who
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