assorted_bastardry birdmad message on my voicemail from the outpatient radiology clinic of a local hospital for some woman named Hilda about missing film and the need to reschedule her mammogram. Instructions fom the radiologist to reply even if this is the wrong number, so i call back and leave the following message: "Yes, hello this is {Mad Bird} at 602-xxx-xxxx...just replying to the voicemail you left in regards to Ms nnnnnnn about her appointment. I should advise you that this is indeed the wrong number, and also that if i suddenly needed a mammogram, i suppose i'd have other issues to address as well, thank you, goodnight" 031009 ... egger grins 050605 what's it to you? who go blather from