worst_case_scenario handbook It is illegal to have sex in an airplane bathroom -- so deny it in the unlikely event that you are asked. Tell the flight attendant or other passengers that one of you was ill and the other was offering assistance. 021226 ... pontifier the real worst case scenario, just say, "I was shaving his back. He has an important meeting upon landing." Oh, and while we're on the subject, you might as well shave his back just for good measure. 021226 ... u24 an important meeting where back exposure is likely? hmm.... 031220 ... sameolme So what do you tell them when you arrive at the hairy back room political meeting? 070502 ... jane do they arrest you en route? 070502 ... yup yup yup ! i'm wired up... to a hypnotherapist ! i take pictures in front of an American bank ! yup... i'm ready for a Point Break invasion ! 070503 ... ask worst_case 101211 what's it to you? who go blather from