poofy Danny and Idiot: Lucas the Demented man Poofy is as poofy does. It means that you are so poofy while drinking dick shortening Mountain Dew on a rock that is so poofy. We are the poofiest generation of all poofs. 010728 ... Aimee Heather's skirt was poofy the year I went to prom... I truly believe it had a diameter of at least 1.5-2ft... it was pepto pink too... I asked her "Hey heather.. got skirt?" and she just lifted up her skirt above her head and said "got this?!" 010729 ... mulder don kings hair is pretty damn poofy... hello mr. lightsocket 010729 what's it to you? who go blather from