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jesus christ in a sandbox jesus motherfucking christ holding a bottle of perfume while jumping rope and bobbing his head up and down,

birdmad rocks.


and holy christ_in_a_vending_machine (thanks go to jamie for that one) skittlybebohoopla do-de-aaaaaaaa, if we're not careful, non-existent christ is gonna start jumping rope while drinking cognac and screaming "fuck_you_i'm_going_to_church" over and over and over.
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christ digging up sand to put in his pail and no, he won't be drinking the perfume. he just likes to hold onto it. makes 'im feel speeeeeeecial.

as for the cognac - he'll be chuggin that like a motherfucker.
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p2 tapdancing
with rollerblades?

that mary magdalene
never ceases to amaze me
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sab holy gods wheelin an elephant home in a barrow 060629
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