carabiner
yoyology
I'm
inordinately
proud
of
knowing
the
real
name
and
use
of
those
3
"
aluminum
D
-clips
everybody
has
on
their
keychains
these
days
.
You
use
them
for
mountain
climbing
,
people
.
If
you've
never
climbed
a
mountain
,
you
don't
have
the
right
to
own
one
.
030320
...
x
i
have
one
.
it's
a
fake
blue
star
shaped
one
.
i
got
it
because
i
liked
it
.
end
of
story
.
i've
never
climbed
a
mountain
.
i
did
indoor
climbing
a
couple
of
times
.
even
that
took
a
lot
of
getting
over
my
fears
of
falling
.
i
just
don't
see
myself
mountain
climbing
any
time
soon
.
sorry
.
030320
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from