a_new_fucking_low
Prof. Irwin Von Sadpants
Eating
ice
cream
out
of
the
container
while
sitting
on
the
toilet
.
wow
just
when
you
think
you've
sunk
as
low
as
you
can
in
the
depression
spiral
,
you
surprise
yourself
again
.
I'm
almost
proud
in
a
sick
way
. Ousting
my
previous
'
new
low'
is
the
only
thing
I
have
accomplished
all
week
.
051005
...
http://onewetleg.diaryland.com
licking
jaeger
off
the
bar
after
i
spilled
it
.
the
bartender
kicked
me
out
of
the
bar
.
wouldn't
let
me
in
for
three
months
after
that
.
051005
...
unhinged
psychological_withdrawal
051005
...
unhinged
or
crushing
up
the
vicodin
instead
of
just
swallowing
it
051007
...
"A New" Man
You're
a
limbo
champ,
eh
?
090607
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from