kennel
me?
Once
upon
a
time
there
was
a
kingdom
ruled
by
a
great
bear
.
The
peasants
were
not
very
rich
,
and
one
of
the
few
ways
to
become
at
all
wealthy
was
to
become
a
Royal
Knight
.
This
required
an
interview
with
the
bear
.
If
the
bear
liked
you
,
you
were
knighted
on
the
spot
.
If
not
,
the
bear
would
just
as
likely
remove
your
head
with
one
swat
of
a
paw.
However
,
the
family
of
these
unfortunate
would
-be knights
was
compensated
with
a
beautiful
sheepdog
from
the
royal
kennels,
which
was
itself
a
fairly
valuable
possession
.
And
the
moral
of
the
story
is
:
The
mourning
after
a
terrible
knight
,
nothing
beats
the
dog
of
the
bear
that
hit
you
.
991124
...
amy
Tom's Fennel
Toothpaste
is
not
that
great
. gingermint
tastes
like
Chinese
food
.
if
you
want
my
advice
,
stick
with
spearmint
or
peppermint
.
000206
...
Jen
peppermint
.
Spearmint
lacks
in
the
zingy
stakes,
one
finds.
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