i_ate_two_pounds_of_meat
stork daddy
all
so
i
could
be
enshrined
in
fuddrucker's
two
pound
club
.
i
don't
know
why
i
accept
these
challenges
.
the
strange
thing
is
,
they
seem
as
meaningful
to
me
as
winning
a
nobel
prize
.
one
day
archaeologists
will
uncover
fuddruckers
and
see
my
picture
and
think
...this
must've
been
the
wall
of
heroes
.
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...
misstree
certainly
makes
you
my
hero
,
stork
.
i'll
never
forget
the
day
that
i
got
to
make
an
8
pound
baconsteakporkloaf.
like
playing
with
a
baby
made
entirely
of
meat
.
those
were
the
days
.
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...
a dingo
(
a_modest_proposal
)
heh
,
but
AREN'T
babies
made
almost
entirely
out
of
meat
?
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from