fudge_o_matic
kingsuperspecial hey kids!

I've just signed the deal to because the exclusive fudge_o_matic representative for the greater blather area. hurry, and be the first blatherkiddie on your network to have a fudge_o_matic. You can make a little or a lot, and it greatly reduces you fudge overhead on a per pound basis. practically pays for itself!

the base model, under normal operating load, can produce 365cfm of fudge (peanut butter fudge reduces this rate slightly). If need be, there is an Eldewild Pro Forced Induction attachment that can increase output to 498cfm (note: production over 500cfm voids all warranties).

Hurry, supplies are limited.
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santy claws can i make potted meat with it? 011225
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not Jams, jellies, chaos emeralds, computer chips, batteries, CD-ROMs, Valmar Pieces, Ink Cartridges, Heart Containers, and rare incurable diseases sold separately. 050930
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