food_sex_or_violence
Kristopher
Coming
home
today
,
I
had
one
of
the
worst
headaches
I
have
had
in
a
while
.
I
was
grouchy
and
irritable;
my
brain
was
pounding
.
I
felt
that
only
one
of
three
things
would
make
me
feel
better
:
food
,
sex
or
violence
.
Violence
was
out
,
since
the
batting
cages
are
closed
for
the
season
.
Sex
was
out
,
since
the
only
woman
I
am
aware
of
who
wants
to
have
sex
with
me
is
over
an
hour
away
.
So
I
just
settled
for
maowing
down
a
couple
of
turkey
bacon
cheeseburgers
with
barbecue
sauce
.
But
I
do
feel
better
,
so
that's
good
.
030228
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from