c_lafter
camille Lafter


Take your time with the next paragraph. It's full of potholes, and it's easier if you read it aloud and stay mentally loose. ;


Win eye wuz uh teechur--uh ort teechur--eye rote ass-ein-mints 2 d stewd-ants n d class you-sink lang-which lak dis. It waz uh weigh off kip-ink uh lite-horted n luce attic-tyoud bout sear-he-us wirk. D stewed-ants thot et wuz fun-he. D Angwish tee-churs dead-knot. Dey sed eye wuz may-kink stew-pid trubbull. Eye all-weighs re-furred dim 2 d holy right-ink uf d fey-moose rite-her Chames Choice, two ream-ind dim dat lang-witch s a kind off play. N leyef s a kind off choke. Lafter n lern-ink n he-maj-he-nay-shun r ee-sin-shall 2 cree-ate-hiv-itty, witch s ee-sin-shall 2 sieve-ee-lie-z-shun. Oh Kay?

Now, ewe no y dis chapped-her hed-ink s speld rong. C?
Lafter. 10 Q fairy mush 4 yur pay-shuns, n gud luk.

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