alien_holidays oren On the planet Pinff, in the Brinff sector of the Glinff galaxy, the Warzinffians celebrate the Day of the Great Exploding Pustule. As Warzinffians believe their common ancestor was shot out of a puss-filled pustule, located on the left big toe of their Mother Goddess, Hyagginff, they take time each year to celebrate the occasion with much fanfare. The drink of choice is Pustula Punch, which looks very much like puss from an infected sore. Most Warzinffians indulge in large, custard-filled cakes and drink Ginzt Finzts through the night. The whole planet becomes one big drunken party. Trinffians, who live on nearby Syrinff, have long shown their disapproval of these orgy-like festivities, prefering to stay away during that time of year. Trinffians have their own special holiday, but I'll let someone else tell that tale... 020111 what's it to you? who go blather from