[door opens, man walks in only to be struck about the head with a cudgel]
MAN WITH CUDGEL
"No, no, no, you've got to hold your head like this [covers head, demonstratively] and go "waaa!"
[Man with Cudgel strikes Angry Patron again]
MAN w/ CUDGEL
"Noooo, you're supposed to hold your head and go "WAAAA!"
[Man w/ Cudgel strikes Patron again - patron covers head]
Now hold on a minute, i want to complain. Is this the complaint department?
No, this is being-hit-on-the-head-lessons
ANGRY PATRON [walking out of office door]
What a stupid concept